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Laughter is the best icebreaker, and a funny question tells you more than you'd think. Here are 24: quick picks, absurd hypotheticals, embarrassing stories and a few hot takes friendships have ended over. They work with a crush, with friends or on a date. Send them as a quiz and laugh at the answers together.

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Quick round

First thing that comes to mind.

  1. Would you fight one horse-sized duck or a hundred duck-sized horses?

    This or that?🦆 One giant duck / 🐴 100 tiny horses

  2. Socks with sandals: crime or comfort?

    This or that?🚨 Crime / 🧦 Comfort

  3. Which useless superpower would you pick?

    Single choiceEating crisps in total silence · Folding a fitted sheet · Always finding the remote · Knowing when the bus will actually come

  4. If you were an animal, which one would you be and why?

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  5. For the rest of your life: only whisper or only shout?

    This or that?🤫 Whisper / 📢 Shout

  6. How loud is your laugh in public?

    Scale1 Just a smile ↔ 10 Everyone turns around

Absurd hypotheticals

Purely hypothetical. Hopefully.

  1. If your life were a film, what would it be called?

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  2. A UFO lands in your garden. What do you do?

    Single choiceTake a selfie with it · Invite them in for coffee · Hide under the bed · Ask for a lift

  3. Would you eat a fried cricket for a million?

    Yes / No

  4. If you had walk-on music for every room you enter, what song would it be?

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  5. Spaghetti with your hands or soup with a fork?

    This or that?🍝 Spaghetti by hand / 🥣 Soup with a fork

  6. You can swap lives with anyone for a day. Who, and what's the first thing you do?

    Long text

Embarrassing stories

Everyone's got at least one.

  1. What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you in public?

    Long text

  2. Have you ever waved back at someone who wasn't waving at you?

    Yes / No

  3. What's the worst pickup line you've ever heard (or used)?

    Short text

  4. What's worse: getting caught talking to yourself or dancing alone?

    This or that?🗣️ Talking to myself / 💃 Dancing alone

  5. How clumsy are you?

    Scale1 Graceful as a cat ↔ 10 I knock everything over

  6. Have you ever accidentally called your teacher “Mum”?

    Yes / No

Hot takes

No sitting on the fence.

  1. Toilet paper: over or under?

    This or that?🧻 Over / 🧱 Under

  2. Cold pizza for breakfast: acceptable?

    Yes / No

  3. Cereal first or milk first?

    This or that?🥣 Cereal / 🥛 Milk

  4. Which food is the most overrated?

    Single choiceAvocado toast · Pumpkin spice latte · Sushi · Brunch

  5. Which film does everyone love except you?

    Short text

  6. How defensible is your music taste?

    Scale1 Nobody can see my playlists ↔ 10 I could DJ any party

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